Smelt Strike

A week ago Sunday 1Rod and I took out to pursue smelt on Oyster River after a very promising report on Friday. I chatted with several gents who had gallon buckets heaped full with delicious smelt bodies, twitching their last. It was a beautiful day when I gathered my report. A beautiful day on Saturday, and Sunday morning I woke up to see 3 inches of snow on the ground with more on the way. It was good time, but we somehow came home with only 2 smelt in our grossly oversized bucket. 
Yesterday on Super Bowl Sunday Trisha, 1Rod, and I headed out before the game to get a couple hours on the ice at a nearby pond up in Chichester. Trish struck first with a bluegill then later a yellow perch while 1Rod landed two yellow perch. Forgive me if the report does not include a tally for me, as for right now I've nothing to report. I feel a great simpatico with the Patriots who have found a recent occasion to prove themselves human despite reports to the contrary. I mourned no fish. I mourned no New England victory.
So today in efforts to recover from a thwarted post-game celebration and a severe cold snap in my own fishing success, 1Rod and I headed out to give the smelts one last try before impending warm weather polishes off the remaining 3-4 inches of ice. We were determined. We were optimistic. We set our jaws to the task of gathering a mess of smelt for a late lunch, early dinner, or even an eating occasion in now way reflective of traditional eating timetables. I have a hard time writing what must be written in the interest of honest journalism. We were busted in the chops by a fish that rarely exceeds 12 inches and comes up river in schools whose number challenges the stars for their coveted metaphorical purpose. 
I have but few options to end this horrible streak of skunks. First, I plan to fish like a mad seagull this weekend at the annual Meredith Rotary Derby taking two to three days to keep a line wet as often as possible. Second, I will sequester, eavesdrop, or even through illegal reconnaissance gather intelligence from folks who ought to know how to catch fish in order to adopt a method that increases my chances, and third I'm going to change my deodorant. For the sake of those fishing with me I will refrain from going without it at this point, but I will make fair warning now that if the change doesn't work I'll be without it next time out.






























